Title: Maestro

Gender: Male

Age: 28

Sun Sign: Pisces

Chinese Sign: Metal Monkey

Location: Portland , OR

I am deep into Zen, Integral Studies and the perennial philosiphy.

I am also kind to small animals.

I will never know if I'm spelling 'probably' right. Ever. Is it 'bob'ly or 'ab'ly? Who knows–It's in God's hands.

Presently I'm going to Portland State University, getting my edumacation in real estate finance, and will soon be jumping into a PHD/Masters in Sustainability, or some kindred degree thereof.

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What friends say about Brendan…
“like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now, he is a crazy fuck.” ~John
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Christopher Walkenism.
This snazzy new religion will be centered on the fact that Christopher Walken is, more or less, god. As such, he is a very low maintenance god and will not require human, animal, mineral, vegetable, or personal sacrifice.

And we'll hold these truthes to be self-evident,
that Jeremiah was a bullfrog, 
that empanadas–especially hot cherry ones from taco time–they are flippin' good.

At the same time, people who talk at the movies will be considered 'the antiChristopher,' and will be cast out into the desert–Promptly.

Ritualistic ceremonies:  will operate by a vague bartering system:
Ritualistic Lobotomy <–> 1 Corona
Ritualistic Exorcism  <–> 1 sandwhich(buy 2, get the third free!)
Ritualistic Tantric Love Fiesta <–> Tantric Love Fest

Practice (Free & Sacred):
~tire swing into a lake
~mochas
~bonfires by the beach
~smores
~acoustic serenading of the house dog

If you would like to support our cause then buy yourself an empanada, and then perhaps scratch something that itches [yours or your neighbors].

Values:
~We will use the word bear whenever possible. As in, bears the mark, bear naked, unbearable, etc.

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